When I was a little girl, I thought all boys were stinky. Now that I'm a big girl, I know all boys are stinky. Whether it's flatulence, beer breath or cheese feet, there always seems to be some foul odor emanating from the average male. But here's something I never thought about. Ball sweat. That is until recently, when I became aware of a product that will benefit any man with a smelly, sweaty undercarriage. That's right. I'm lookin' at you, mister. It's a long over-due product called Fresh Balls. Their website says "... it won’t clump on your skin or leave a powdery residue in your pants." Really? Men actually powder their balls? Why did I not know this? Men are hilarious!
As soon as I became aware of this little tidbit, I found myself Googling sweaty balls (and who of us hasn't?) and came across a men's forum where they were discussing the powdering of balls. This was my favorite:
And my favorite post found in a bodybuilding forum by a guy extolling the virtues of his balls:
"Some have compared my crotch to a warm Georgia summer with the children playing duck duck goose and grandma making fresh-squeezed lemonade in front while Uncle Biff changes the oil in his '55 Chevy." I want to live in this man's pants!
My advice to all you malodorous men out there who want to keep your bean bags fresh, have your grandmother knit you a nice ball cozy or, oh...I don't know...maybe take a shower!!
Sunday, June 5, 2011
Looking for something fun & unique to express your gayness? (Suddenly I'm aware that gayness rhymes with anus!) Introducing Little Midge. Here she is waving her little rainbow flag, all set to march in the Pride parade. She isn't gay but that's OK. As far as she's concerned, all boys are stinky. Little Midge is available at Ticklemonkey. Just click on the link below.
I GOT YOUR GAY RIGHT HERE, LADY!
Posted by Taylor Addams at 7:58 PM