When I was a little girl, I thought all boys were stinky. Now that I'm a big girl, I know all boys are stinky. Whether it's flatulence, beer breath or cheese feet, there always seems to be some foul odor emanating from the average male. But here's something I never thought about. Ball sweat. That is until recently, when I became aware of a product that will benefit any man with a smelly, sweaty undercarriage. That's right. I'm lookin' at you, mister. It's a long over-due product called Fresh Balls. Their website says "... it won’t clump on your skin or leave a powdery residue in your pants." Really? Men actually powder their balls? Why did I not know this? Men are hilarious!
As soon as I became aware of this little tidbit, I found myself Googling sweaty balls (and who of us hasn't?) and came across a men's forum where they were discussing the powdering of balls. This was my favorite:
And my favorite post found in a bodybuilding forum by a guy extolling the virtues of his balls:
"Some have compared my crotch to a warm Georgia summer with the children playing duck duck goose and grandma making fresh-squeezed lemonade in front while Uncle Biff changes the oil in his '55 Chevy." I want to live in this man's pants!
My advice to all you malodorous men out there who want to keep your bean bags fresh, have your grandmother knit you a nice ball cozy or, oh...I don't know...maybe take a shower!!